Showing posts with label fantasy spankers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fantasy spankers. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 20, 2008







Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You scored as Indiana Jones

Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it.


Indiana Jones


75%

Captain Jack Sparrow


75%

El Zorro


67%

Batman, the Dark Knight


63%

Lara Croft


63%

The Amazing Spider-Man


63%

James Bond, Agent 007


54%

Neo, the "One"


54%

William Wallace


54%

Maximus


46%

The Terminator


38%


Indiana Jones would make a great spanker. I mean, he already has a whip. Any action hero who chooses a whip over something practical - like, I don't know, a gun? - has got to be kinky. Zorro was my third closest match, and he'd be a great spanker too. 

However, I would much rather be dominated by Captain Teague, Jack's father, than ol' Jackie himself. 

Which leads me to Batman. Has anyone seen the Batman cartoons from the 90's? I watched an episode a half a year ago, in which Batman ties Catwoman to a bed. It actually made me kind of hot.